Aug 23, 2011

9 to 5

These are the people I work with and the things they say behind my back. I heard you this morning Carlington, you prick!

Jul 7, 2011

Pepsi Co. Finalizes Lansdowne Subway Station Deal

TORONTO, ON. - "Consider this a new day, a day of progression, a day of hope, a day," Michael Penn Flemington, CFO of Pepsi Co. Canada said on Monday evening as Pepsi had garnered full sponsorship of TTC's Lansdowne Subway Station. Ryerson University was recently in talks to rename Dundas Station, but it looks like they were too slow on the trigger.

Flemington also said, "You'd think our corporate tie-in would result in a fare decrease or at least some stability, but no, you're absolutely incorrect, fares will increase starting tomorrow. Our Pepsi decals are created and imported from Germany, ha, that costs alot of money in shipping!"

The neighbourhood does seem positive of this event, said Nelson Alvares of Wallace Ave, "I just wish Sumol had enough money to own this station, but Pepsi's cool too bro. I love pop, bro."

Unveiling of this project is Monday, July 11, 2011 between 7:30 a.m. and 9:00 a.m., during the morning rush. The TTC mentioned there may be a slight chance of delays.

Jun 27, 2011

Just Copped this for My Soon to be Baby

Made in Japan with selvedge oak & ancient Japanese human bone. Painted with pure Koala fur extract. Carried from Japan to USA by seven Japanese children. Indestructable. Retail Value: $8,685 Cdn.

May 4, 2011

Inspiration to Stop Spending Cash on Beer Part 16

Miansai Rope Bracelet from J. Crew

Chukka Boot by Mark McNairy

May 2, 2011

I Love Tampa, USA

Tecate, Lime, Fort De Soto, Publix, wife, romance, sunsets, ocean water, friendly nice Americans, 2 tall Heinekens + Bag of Cracker Jax + Marlboro Gold = $9.76, dolphins, sea shells, Jeep rental, spf 30, Gulf Port Rd., foreclosed homes, Winn Dixie and that dope track with Wayne, Chris Brown and Busta tearing up the airwaves.

Apr 18, 2011

Got Some New Books

Got a few new books today for beach reading in FLA in a few days. This one is about the impact of Jamaican posses in the American underworld of the 80's and 90's. Can't wait to get into this one.

This one is about finding happiness with "Secrets from the World's Happiest People!!" I'm really looking forward to this one because I may come across as cheerful and outgoing to my friends and family, but to my coworkers I look miserable as fuck, and lonely. So, I'm going to ride this train on my journey to happiness!

This is the author. Dude is happy as fuck.

Here's a bonus pic of Raekwon at the Opera House last Friday. I was a bit twisted, I must admit, but I still managed to lose my friends and find a spot with room so I could move my hands and arms around in a all types of hip hop mannerisms. That's Rae on the right.

Mar 31, 2011

3 Reasons Why Tim Horton's is the Devil

Reason #1: They Starve Children
Timmy's outlets are known for their long lineups, especially for the 9-5 employed human. Shit is like crack to some of these fiends so they will risk being late to work. Hence the fluctuation in tardiness, which equals jobs lost, which then equals an abundance of unemployed parents which then, of course, leads to hungry children.

Reason #2: They Staff Aliens.

Reason #3: Demon Affiliation
Horton was the Devil's Servant hence the franchise name being an homage to him. For reference, see the Bible, Matthew 4:18.

I know I've been going hard at Tim Horton's lately, I guess my range of creative bullshit hit a wall as of late. Anyway, I hope they have a counter-attack cuz this shit is mad easy.

Mar 28, 2011

My Mom and Zia Making Pasta Forno

Poor quality, poor lighting, I know, but pure chemistry between these two. They're like the Calabrese version of Rae and Ghost.

Mar 24, 2011

This Little Girl Makes me Sick

Thanks for the link on this Poop.

I think this is actual footage of GOD.