Aug 23, 2011

9 to 5

These are the people I work with and the things they say behind my back. I heard you this morning Carlington, you prick!

Jul 7, 2011

Pepsi Co. Finalizes Lansdowne Subway Station Deal

TORONTO, ON. - "Consider this a new day, a day of progression, a day of hope, a day," Michael Penn Flemington, CFO of Pepsi Co. Canada said on Monday evening as Pepsi had garnered full sponsorship of TTC's Lansdowne Subway Station. Ryerson University was recently in talks to rename Dundas Station, but it looks like they were too slow on the trigger.

Flemington also said, "You'd think our corporate tie-in would result in a fare decrease or at least some stability, but no, you're absolutely incorrect, fares will increase starting tomorrow. Our Pepsi decals are created and imported from Germany, ha, that costs alot of money in shipping!"

The neighbourhood does seem positive of this event, said Nelson Alvares of Wallace Ave, "I just wish Sumol had enough money to own this station, but Pepsi's cool too bro. I love pop, bro."

Unveiling of this project is Monday, July 11, 2011 between 7:30 a.m. and 9:00 a.m., during the morning rush. The TTC mentioned there may be a slight chance of delays.

Jun 27, 2011

Just Copped this for My Soon to be Baby

Made in Japan with selvedge oak & ancient Japanese human bone. Painted with pure Koala fur extract. Carried from Japan to USA by seven Japanese children. Indestructable. Retail Value: $8,685 Cdn.

May 4, 2011

Inspiration to Stop Spending Cash on Beer Part 16

Miansai Rope Bracelet from J. Crew

Chukka Boot by Mark McNairy

May 2, 2011

I Love Tampa, USA

Tecate, Lime, Fort De Soto, Publix, wife, romance, sunsets, ocean water, friendly nice Americans, 2 tall Heinekens + Bag of Cracker Jax + Marlboro Gold = $9.76, dolphins, sea shells, Jeep rental, spf 30, Gulf Port Rd., foreclosed homes, Winn Dixie and that dope track with Wayne, Chris Brown and Busta tearing up the airwaves.