This Really Happens, Really

Maybe you can relate, maybe not, but I had to get this off my mind. If you're guilty of this scandalous routine, and you're my boy, then we must talk, cuz this ain't right.
I'm corporate, I work a 9-5 in a big ass building, hence high traffic restrooms. I must admit it took a while to get comfortable here. But one thing I noticed since day one is dudes brushing their teeth in this unholy place. Ya I said it, some dudes brush their teeth in this place, in the Land of Other People's Shit. I love to brush my teeth man, so refreshing, so cool, ahhh it's a boost of confidence really. But damn, if this task isn't the world's biggest contradiction, I don't know what is.