Boat For Sale

Captain John's is up for sale. Price tag: $1.5 M. From my point of view, it's a great price, that's only if the man himself is part of the deal. What a great host he is. Have you ever been there? Fuck Ossington. This place is like Pee Wee's Playhouse, full of different levels of excitement and enormous risks of danger. Where else could you stand at the bow of a ship drinking a Mike's Hard Lemonade telling tourists to go fuck themselves? Nowhere. No this isn't dreamland friends, this is reality! Visit this place now before some asshole turns it into a Home Depot.






The Captain hooks us up with some shots.