Mighty Healthy, I'm sad about this, but your jeans is junk. Don't kick a soccer ball around in these weak ass denims. Your ass'll get tore up, then you have to hop around like a lunatic trying to hide that shit. And don't think that a little tear can be nursed, because it can't. And don't think that you can still kick around the ball after that little tear is exposed. Because then your balls will be hangin out. And then you're gonna have to figure out how you're gonna survive the last half of the day in the office with your pale thighs all over your desk chair.
But if you have a friend like BFF the Khaki Angel, you'll be alright, a bit baggy, but you'll be ok.
Where would we be without the kaki angel.
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