It's the End of the World as We Know It

Why is the United States so concerned with North Korean and Iranian nuclear weapons when they're feeding this shit to their own people? Now available in the USA is a new sandwich by KFC that is two fried chicken breasts, a slice of Monterey Jack cheese and another of pepper jack cheese and two slabs of bacon soaked in the Colonel’s sauce. Luckily Canadian KFC locations won't be serving this yet (as our friends in the U.S. will be the guinea pigs) or else I'd have to eat one.