3 Reasons Why Tim Horton's is the Devil

Reason #1: They Starve Children
Timmy's outlets are known for their long lineups, especially for the 9-5 employed human. Shit is like crack to some of these fiends so they will risk being late to work. Hence the fluctuation in tardiness, which equals jobs lost, which then equals an abundance of unemployed parents which then, of course, leads to hungry children.




Reason #2: They Staff Aliens.



Reason #3: Demon Affiliation
Horton was the Devil's Servant hence the franchise name being an homage to him. For reference, see the Bible, Matthew 4:18.



I know I've been going hard at Tim Horton's lately, I guess my range of creative bullshit hit a wall as of late. Anyway, I hope they have a counter-attack cuz this shit is mad easy.

Gifts for Someone Special. Prints by Mike 2600.

My Mom and Zia Making Pasta Forno

Poor quality, poor lighting, I know, but pure chemistry between these two. They're like the Calabrese version of Rae and Ghost.

This Little Girl Makes me Sick

Thanks for the link on this Poop.



I think this is actual footage of GOD.

Tim Horton's Introduces the New Maple Thunder Cake Donut

BOWMANVILLE, ON - "You know, I usually get very excited about Timmy's new menu items, but when I saw the new Timmy's donut, I almost s#$t myself" said Karen Carey O'Finney of 8th Ave. as a burst of laughter roared throughout the local Tim Horton's on Friendly Lane in Bowmanville. "I'm sorry about the pottymouth, not too ladylike is it? I'm just so darned excited!!" She giggled with excitement as a shiny tear fell from her cakey, Canadian eye.
The excitement is province wide as the new Tim Horton's "Maple Thunder Mangiacake Donut" hits Timmy's locations early May. "We thought we'd pack this bad boy with everything Canadian from a tube of Ketchup, signed Dougie jersey, a pack of Player's Light, a pair of Brooks and so much more...really is there anything more Canadian?" Timmy's CEO Ken Kevin Jamie Flanagan Reid Horton said early Tuesday. Retail price is set at $59.99. While quantities last.

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Nick Wooster, taken from Jake Davis Blog.